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Little Johnny lets out a long winded sigh. Source: Getty.

Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school looking exhausted.

His mother stands in the kitchen and asks, “Well, what did you learn today?”

Little Johnny lets out a long winded sigh and replies, “Apparently not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.

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