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Daily Joke: A wild night at the pub ends with a hilarious surprise

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Two men sit at a bar, enjoying their drinks.

As the night wears on, one of the men starts to insult the other.

“I slept with your mother!” the man yells.

A few people around them turn to watch.

“Don’t talk like that,” says the other man.

“I slept with your mother!” the man yells again.

The bar goes quiet, waiting for a reaction.

“You’ve had too much to drink,” says the other man. “I’ll walk you home, Dad.”

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