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It’s time for my annual trip to the dentist – the one appointment I never look forward to, but always survive. So while we brace ourselves for the reclining chair and the tiny mirror of doom, here are a few dentist jokes to lighten the mood. Hopefully one makes you smile!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What award did the dentist win?
A little plaque.
Patient: How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled? Dentist: $100. Patient: All that for only a few minutes of work? That’s expensive. Dentist: Don’t worry, I can pull it out slower if you’d like.